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FUG YOU

Ed Sanders is some sort of parody of all the MC’s of history. He looks like James Jones, or a foul Bob Hope. Neither he nor his “slum goddess of the lower east side” is aphrodisiac, but they are wildly funny because he and his songs have trapped the infantilism of smutty little boys.... »

Michael Disend’s
RIDER OF THE JADE HORSE
featuring Penman, master hypnotist to the stars

<center><font size=2>Michael Disend’s</font><br /><b><font size=4>RIDER OF THE JADE HORSE</font> </b><br /><font size=2>featuring Penman,  master hypnotist to the stars</font>

Li looked firmly into his eyes. “No! I want man who is also a woman.” Penman nodded against his will, his gaze stealing down toward the strap-on dildo she was generously coating with lube. It thrust out like a red cannon from her leather harness. Why red? Is it because she’s from China? Penman... »

Mike Golden’s
“THERE ARE NO RULES,
SCUMBAG MAKES THE RULES!”

fiction excerpted from the novel

VIRTUALLY REALITY (on the coast of Nebraska)

<font size=2>Mike Golden’s</font><br /><b><font size=5>“THERE ARE NO RULES,<br />SCUMBAG MAKES THE RULES!”</font><br /><font size=2>fiction excerpted from the novel</b></font><br /><font size=3>VIRTUALLY REALITY (on the coast of Nebraska)</b></font>

At the end of the day, hombres, it ees all about ideas anyway, isn't it? I mean, it ees the transmission of ideas. Even the bad ones, the lies, the progaganda in the name of one bogus god or another. . .in order to sell the program and advance the cause, whatever it... »

Joey Amdahl’s
The Big Dumb Nothing
fiction from MODERN (you call this) LIVING

<font size=3>Joey Amdahl’s</font><br /><b><font size=6>The Big Dumb Nothing</font><br /><font size=3>fiction from MODERN (you call this) LIVING</b></font>

I see my thirty-five-year-old boss Betty Allen standing at the door of the club. She scratches at an itch that’s under her tight black skirt and her hand yanks up her fish net stocking at the knee. . A tattoo of a zombie geisha fills up her entire upper arm. The tattoo goes against... »

Sparrow’s
WE WERE WRONG

Occupy Lunch
by Ralph Steadman

<center><b><font size=3>Sparrow’s</font><br /><font size=5>WE WERE WRONG </font><br /><font size=3></font></b><br /><font size=4>Occupy Lunch</font><br /><font size=3>by Ralph Steadman</font></center>

  Millions of us old, battered Believers prayed for this movement to arise – while k… Read the rest »

TALES FROM THE OLD STASH
Jack Wesley Hardin’s
MEXICAN SWEAT
(a smuggler’s memoir) #5

<center>TALES FROM THE OLD STASH<br />Jack Wesley Hardin’s<br />MEXICAN SWEAT</center><center><small>(a smuggler’s memoir) #5</small></center>

It seems like the General in-charge had felt betrayed by Gordo not showing up with his payoff. Betrayed enough to order the Captain to open fire on us because the promised first deposit to insure the Kid’s safe return had never arrived with my missing mule, and thus, could not be donated to el... »

an excerpt from Alan Greenberg’s
EVERY NIGHT THE TREES DISAPPEAR
Werner Herzog and the Making of “Heart of Glass”

<b><center><font size=4>an excerpt from Alan Greenberg’s </font><br /><font size=5>EVERY NIGHT THE TREES DISAPPEAR</font><br /><font size=3>Werner Herzog and the Making of “Heart of Glass”</font></center></b>

Every Night the Trees Disappear is an intimate chronicle of the visionary filmmaker Werner Herzog directing a masterwork in which his actors were hypnotized throughout. This chronicle is interwoven with Herzog’s original screenplay to create a unique vision of its own, the married texts playing off each other hypnotically. »

Barney Rosset Interview
(The Subject Was Left Handed)

<center>Barney Rosset Interview <br />(The Subject Was Left Handed)</center>

By the time he was in the 8th grade Barney Rosset was permanently radicalized, a romantic and pri… Read the rest »

ALFRED JARRY ARRIVES AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FEAST OF UNBRAINING

ALFRED JARRY ARRIVES AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FEAST OF UNBRAINING

In 1900, ALFRED JARRY (1873-1907) published what remains the only convincing plan ever devised for the construction of a time machine. So it’s stupid to pretend that the pioneering French sci-fi author/playwright was not himself a visitor from a future in which religion, politics, violence, and other Ubu-esque social ills have been vanquished thanks... »

NOW IS THE TIME
TO FINALLY FIX CONGRESS

<center>NOW IS THE TIME<br />TO FINALLY FIX CONGRESS</center>

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an ins… Read the rest »

CHICAGO 7
FUNDRAISER SPIEL
from Abbie Hoffman, 1970

<center>CHICAGO 7</font><br /><font size = 4>FUNDRAISER SPIEL<br />from Abbie Hoffman, 1970</font></center>

Ok, given what’s been happening in this country, who better to serenade us than our dear Abbie, with this first time online oldie but goldie from the middle of the Chicago 7 (8) trial. »

The fiction of the state:
The Paris Review and the invisible world of American letters
by Richard Cummings

<center><font size = 4>The fiction of the state:</font><br /><font size = 6>The Paris Review and the invisible world of American letters</font><br /><font size = 3>by Richard Cummings</font></center>

But why should anyone care about a small literary magazine with a limited subscription base? And how does it manage to pay someone like Goureveich? Why does The New York Times give so much coverage to the magazine, when there are other publications of equal merit that labor on in relative obscurity? It is... »

FAMOUS LONG AGO REDUX:
Raymond Mungo’s
SILK ROAD MAHABHARATA #6

<center><font size=4><b>FAMOUS LONG AGO REDUX:</b></font><br /><font size=3><b>Raymond Mungo’s</font></b><br /><font size=4><b>SILK ROAD MAHABHARATA #6</b></font>

The landscape was less than beautiful – hardscrabble rice paddies, occasional thatched-roof huts, people fishing from the banks. But it was a lovely day for a boat trip, a Cambodian idyll. »

THE HISTORY OF THE GROWTH OF HISTORY
from the novel
VIRTUALLY REALITY
(on the coast of Nebraska)

by Mike Golden

<center><strong>THE HISTORY OF THE GROWTH OF HISTORY</strong><br /><font size = 3>from the novel</font><br /><strong><font size = 5>VIRTUALLY REALITY<br /> (on the coast of Nebraska)</font></strong><br /><font size = 4>by Mike Golden</font></center>

No big thing, but it wasn't a secret to anyone who was paying attention that the end of the world was a process not an event, yet when the inevitable finally kicked in, 99.4 percent of the population, including the religious zealots who were praying for it to happen, still didn't realize it. ... »

David Foster Wallace:
Portrait of an Infinitely Limited Mind
by Ramon Glazov

<center>David Foster Wallace:<br />Portrait of an Infinitely Limited Mind<br /><font size = 3>by Ramon Glazov</font></center>

You have to give David Foster Wallace some credit – he was better at making his fans bash themselves than any other writer of the Pynchon school. His magnum opus, Infinite Jest, is a 1000-page novel full of intestinally-shaped sentences and fine-print notes on calculus, organic chemistry and VCR programming. Normally, when a book... »

An excerpt from the novel
Slow Fade
by Rudolph Wurlitzer

<center><font size = 4> An excerpt from the novel</font><br />Slow Fade<br /><font size = 3> by Rudolph Wurlitzer</font></center>

He was up fourteen grand. He decided to keep four for himself and give the rest to Walker as paymen… Read the rest »

Victor Harwood Interviews
Regis Debray

<center><font size = 4>Victor Harwood Interviews</font><br /> Regis Debray</center>

At conclusion of his interview, Debray said that Che "had the same conception of death as Fidel or Marti. That is, death as a promise of rebirth. Death as a sort of acceleration of life, a kind of ritual of renewal. "And with his death, I think we have a decision we didn't have... »

The Ballad of WHO KILLED MLK

<center><font size=+2><b>The Ballad of WHO KILLED MLK</b></font></center>

Obviously, politics breeds strange bedfellows, and those bedfellows have been known to breed more than a few conspiracies hiding behind generic government cover-ups, i.e., such as the blatant cronyism behind war profiteering and the oil companies’ windfall profits at the expense of the rest of the economy. And while we’re at it, let’s not... »

Sally Detroit’s
Never Blame the Booster For What the Sucker Does

<b><center><font size=+1>Sally Detroit’s</font><br /><font size=+2>Never Blame the Booster For What the Sucker Does</font></b>

Hello out there in Smoke Signals land. Lookit. I got a new secretary these days. Lucky for me he ca… Read the rest »

A BUM LOVE STORY
Viola and B. Prune

reverently continuing the tradition of
Damon Runyon

<center>A BUM LOVE STORY<font size=3><b><br />Viola and B. Prune
<br />reverently continuing the tradition of <br />Damon Runyon</font></b>

WHEN SALLY DETROIT CAME TO NEW YORK to visit her sister and turn over 50 pounds of bay scallops, little did she know that she would fall in love and get the ride of her life. While her baby sister Alice had pursued the dreams of the upwardly mobile, Sal was the wandering gypsy... »

Darius James’
Free
Brother Bobby!

<center><font size=+1>Darius James’</font><br /><font size=+3>Free<br />Brother Bobby!</font></center>

Sometime between the ages of eight and nine, traumatized by The Story of Dr. Doolittle, and his a… Read the rest »

Although Tuli was dubbed “the Noel Coward of Bohemia” by his friend co-founding F… Read the rest »

THE LOVED ONE
an excerpt from
TRIPPIN’ WITH TERRY SOUTHERN:
WHAT I THINK I REMEMBER
by Gail Gerber
with Tom Lisanti

<center>THE LOVED ONE<br /><font size=3>an excerpt from<br /> TRIPPIN’ WITH TERRY SOUTHERN:<br /> WHAT I THINK I REMEMBER<br /> by Gail Gerber<br />with Tom Lisanti</font>

Hollywood, summer of 1964. I had been living in California for almost a year now and still felt like a fish out of water. Growing up in Canada where I studied ballet from the time I was a small child, Los Angeles was mystifying to me with its palm trees, bright sunlight... »

Maureen Owen’s
ON A POEM ABOUT ELVIS PRESLEY
but for Ted Berrigan who understands momentum

<center><font size=3><b>Maureen Owen’s</b></font><br />ON A POEM ABOUT ELVIS PRESLEY<br /><font size=4>but for Ted Berrigan who understands momentum</font>

    I thought she said                “There’s a bullet hole in my skull the size of Detroit”                     He got older but what he really lost was the energy of life          he had this energy      then he lost it because what happens                       is you start to see the outcome see where it’s all headed & then you do   So you don’t want to go there anymore but there’s already nowhere else to... »

Dick Lit
Missionary Positions
fiction by Joe Maynard

Painting by Peter Cross

<center>Dick Lit <br /> <font size=3>Missionary Positions <br /><b>fiction by Joe Maynard</b></font><br /><font size=2>Painting by Peter Cross</font>

  “dick lit” is here to acknowledge the good, bad and ugly that goes with it, a… Read the rest »

DARIUS JAMES
DR. SNAKESKIN SPEAKS

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RALPH STEADMAN remembers meeting HUNTER S. THOMPSON: I heard a quick hiss from the spray can Hunter was brandishing. He had Maced me again!...

HUNTER meets RALPH: Another problem was his habit of sketching people he met in the various social situations I dragged him into--then giving them the sketches. »

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    On the one hand, marijuana is practically legal—more mainstream, accessorized, and taken for granted than ever before. On the other, kids are getting busted in the city in record numbers. Guess which kids. »

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    Professor Irwin Corey Accepts The National Book Award for Thomas Pynchon



    It happened Thursday, April 18th, 1974, at Alice Tulley Hall, and those that were there will never forget it (if they remember it at all). The National Book Awards, commercial publishing’s now defunct version of the Academy Awards was in the bottom of the ninth, down »

    Mimi & Richard Farina Live


    In 1965, Mimi and Richard Farina dropped by the studios of WTBS (now WMBR) with electric guitarist Barry Tashian (of Barry & the Remains) for music and talk with DJ Ed Freeman. Richard is on dulcimer. One of Mimi’s two guitars is tuned like a dulcimer. The explanation for the brief gap in the tape has long been lost.

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    Dick Lit
    Stacia St. Owens’
    DISCOVERED


    “Dick lit” has been around since the first caveman’s curiosity stuck his dick into the equation when he rubbed those two rocks together around it until....
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    Millie tittered, which is how girls used to be taught to laugh. Tilda wondered if this were an intentional jab.

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