Isabelle Olin’s
The Big White Elephant
Lives in My Closet Too

<center><small> <small> Isabelle Olin’s</small></small><br /><small><b> The Big White Elephant <br /> Lives in My Closet Too </b></small><br /></center>

She began going home with the clients. Not to screw, or fuck, but just to not be alone. Just to save herself that ache, those solemn hours when it is not quite morning and yet not quite night. When everything hangs in the balance, when the ghosts come out to play. »

A
ROBERT ALTMAN FILM?

PART II: The Sequel

<center><small><b>A <br />ROBERT ALTMAN FILM?</b></small><br /><small> <small>PART II: The Sequel</small></small></center>

Between the surreality of pitching and the quagmire-dream state of La La Land itself, our protag is witness to a shocking nervous breakdown by an infamous screenwriting guru that will foreshadow the realization that he's so strung out by the hustle again that he's plotting to pitch Altman his projects in the middle of... »

A
ROBERT ALTMAN FILM?

PART I: The Interview

<center><small><b>A <br />ROBERT ALTMAN FILM?</b></small><br /><small> <small>PART I: The Interview</small></small></center>

"You're gonna get fucked on the first one," he avuncularly explains to me. "You're gonna get fucked on the second one too. Then you're gonna get fucked on the third one. By that time, if you get that far, if you keep your mouth shut, they'll think you're a good fuck,... »

Victor Harwood’s
THE WRITERS’ CONFERENCE
excerpted from his novel
TO DIE IN MADRID

<center><font size=3><b>Victor Harwood’s </b></font><br />THE WRITERS’ CONFERENCE<br /><font size=2>excerpted from his novel </font><br /><font size=4>TO DIE IN MADRID</font>

That Saturday night Malraux and I sat side-by-side, facing the room, watching the crowd flow in and out in waves as it passed through the Dingo, quick to find out what was doing in the Quarter, savor a Jimmy Charters Gin Fizz and head off for dinner at the Brassarie Lipp or the Dôme.... »

Ernest Hemingway’s
THE KILLERS

<center><small>Ernest Hemingway’s</small> <br />THE KILLERS</center>

Nick opened the door and went into the room. Ole Andreson was lying on the bed with all his clothes on. He had been a heavyweight prize-fighter and he was too long for the bed. He lay with his head on two pillows. He did not look at Nick. ... »

THE NATIONAL PASTIME

<center>THE NATIONAL PASTIME</center>

Die for it or live for it, it always comes down to whether you go for what looks most inviting in the moment or wait for what you're lookin' for. Call it Yes or call it No, to swing or not to swing appears to be the only room left to move in... »

Charles Bukowski
Six Inches

<small>Charles Bukowski</small><br /> Six Inches

Sarah picked me up and placed me down between her legs, which she spread open just a bit. Then I was facing a forest of hair. I hardened my back and neck muscles, sensing what was to come. I was jammed into darkness and stench. I heard Sarah moan. Then Sarah began to move... »

Isabelle Olin’s
ST. ANDREWS CROSS

<small>Isabelle Olin’s</small><br />ST. ANDREWS CROSS

She promptly dragged him to the far blue wall, and chained him, facing the chamber, to the St. Andrew’s cross. Then she called in her fellow dommes, who traipsed in a great herd of clattering and stomping, some in corsets, some in lounge-wear, and attacked: Jeers and taunts and jabs, snickers and lowblows... »

Sex, Death
& Other People’s Money

<center>Sex, Death <br />& Other People’s Money</center>

This here excursion of three stray dogs lookin' to hide out of the holy night is something else: Silent, clandestine, completely indulgent, yet valid, unlike flogging your hype. . .Last night, blessed be His name, I thought I might find a miracle out there among the trees and one hundred percent Vermont maple syrup... »

A Thanksgiving Prayer from William Burroughs

A Thanksgiving Prayer from William Burroughs<br />

Thanks for the wild turkey and passenger pigeons destined to be shit out through wholesome American guts... Thanks for vast herds of bisons... Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes...Thanks for a nation of finks... »

an excerpt from John Goodman’s
MINGUS SPEAKS
Avant-Garde and Tradition
Photograph by Robert Frank

<small><small><small>an excerpt from John Goodman’s</small></small></small>    </br>MINGUS SPEAKS<br /><small><small><small>Avant-Garde and Tradition</small></small></small><br /><small><small><small><small><small><small>Photograph by Robert Frank</small></small></small></small></small></small>

I don't want to be so junglish that I can't climb a stairway. I got to climb mountains all day long? We're going to the moon, right? Well, I'm with the guys that wrote music that got us to the moon. Not the guys who dreamed about it. Bach built the buildings, we didn't... »

Excerpts from
THE LAST INTERVIEW WITH JAMES EARL RAY
A Counter Myth
from Mike Golden’s
BEEN TO THE MOUNTAINTOP, WENT OVER THE EDGE

<small><font size=1><b>Excerpts from</b></font></small><br /><small><font size=2><b>THE LAST INTERVIEW WITH JAMES EARL RAY</b></font></SMALL>    <center>A Counter Myth</center><SMALL> <font size=2>from <b>Mike Golden’s </b></font><br /><font size=2><b><i>BEEN TO THE MOUNTAINTOP, WENT OVER THE EDGE</i></b></font></SMALL>

Sad to Say, if you ask any graduating class today who James Earl Ray was, less than 10% of those over-priced diplomas would know the confessed, then-unconfessed, alleged-assassin of Dr. Martin Luther King was indisputably one of the three biggest hand-picked-stooges in history, along with Curly Larry Sirhan and Mo Harvey Oswald »

Bukowski’s
SPLASH

<small>Bukowski’s</small><center>SPLASH</center>

  the illusion is that you are simply reading this poem. the reality is that this is more tha… Read the rest »

an excerpt from
Rudy Wurlitzer’s
THE DROP EDGE OF YONDER

<SMALL>an excerpt from <br />Rudy Wurlitzer’s</SMALL><center>THE DROP EDGE OF YONDER</center>

That night he was woken by her long nails scratching lines of blood down his stomach and across his groin, a violent gesture which she repeated even as she pulled him inside her, locking her legs around his waist as if she wanted to break him in two. For the rest of the night, she... »

Tar Baby,
he don’t say nothin’…

but
Jim Dickinson
sure does…

<center><SMALL><SMALL><b>Tar Baby, <br />he don’t say nothin’…</b><br />but <br />Jim Dickinson <br />sure does…</SMALL></SMALL></center>

The Tar Baby is an inanimate character from the 1946 Disney film, Song of the South, the animated segments of which are based on the Uncle Remus stories compiled by Joel Chandler Harris. Jim Dickinson, the godfather of postpunk mutant funk, was a long time Uncle Remus protege, and one of the last great... »

Chez Lolita
The Maurice Girodias Interview

Chez Lolita<br /><small><small><small>The Maurice Girodias Interview</small></small></small>

"In the cellar there was a restaurant with dancing and a Brazilian samba band, on the ground floor a French restaurant, on the next floor a soul food restaurant and blues bar, with Hazel Scott on the piano, and on the top floor there was a Russian nightclub called Chez Vodka, with a balalaika... »

V. K. Reiter’s
My Girodias

<small><small><small>V. K. Reiter’s</small></small></small><br /> My Girodias  <br />

On one of my birthdays, Girodias offered me an impromptu party at the Russian restaurant, ordering up chocolate soufflés and champagne, and telling the Russian orchestra to play any song I requested. Because he had no actual gift to hand me, Girodias picked up a wine glass and ate it, gazing into my... »

D’Army Bailey’s
THE ORIGINAL X MAN
excerpted from his memoir
THE EDUCATION OF A BLACK RADICAL

<small><small><small>D’Army Bailey’s</small></small></small><br />THE ORIGINAL X MAN<br /><small>excerpted from his memoir<br />THE EDUCATION OF A BLACK RADICAL</small>

I am the man you think you are. . . . If you want to know what I’ll do, figure out what you’ll do. I’ll do the same thing, only more of it. You get your freedom by letting your enemy know that you’ll do anything to get your freedom: then you’ll get it. It’s the only... »

’68 Democratic Convention
excerpted from
Richard Seaver’s
THE TENDER HOUR OF TWILIGHT

<center><font size = 6>’68 Democratic Convention</font><br /><font size = 1>excerpted from</font><br /><font size=4>Richard Seaver’s</font><br /><font size = 5>THE TENDER HOUR OF TWILIGHT</font></center>

In a stroke of journalistic brilliance -- madness? -- Esquire magazine, sensing that the Democratic convention in Chicago might well be a historic event, invited three world-famous writers, all published by or associated with Grove, to cover the convention: the satirist Terry Southern, author of The Magic Christian. . .William Burroughs, author of Naked Lunch. . . and Jean... »

Jim Harrison’s “Corruption”

<b><font size=5>Jim Harrison’s “Corruption”</font></b>

Like Afghanistan I’m full of corruption. My friend McGuane once said, ”I’d gladly commit a hundred acts of literary capitulation to keep my dog in Alpo. “ The little ones needed dental braces and flutes, cars and houses. Off and on I’ve had this dangerous golden touch like a key to a slot machine streaming 20-dollar gold pieces. It was so... »

Terry Southern’s
The Blood Of A Wig

<small>Terry Southern’s</small><br />The Blood Of A Wig

At about six in the morning I really started cooking on the alleged “Manchester passages”. . . “. . . wan, and wholly bereft, she steals away from the others, moving trancelike towards the darkened rear-compartment where the casket rests. . . She gasps, and is literally slammed... »

“Now Dig This”
The
Terry Southern
Interview

</strong>“Now Dig This” </strong><br /><small><b><center>The<br />Terry Southern<br />Interview</center></b></small>

John Calley, who was a very hip Producer at MGM - was sure it was time to do Blue Movie." He was convinced that the first studio to come out with a quality full length film showing erection and penetration, using stars, would go over the top. "It'll be like Gone With The Wind,"... »

FUG YOU

FUG YOU

Ed Sanders is some sort of parody of all the MC’s of history. He looks like James Jones, or a foul Bob Hope. Neither he nor his “slum goddess of the lower east side” is aphrodisiac, but they are wildly funny because he and his songs have trapped the infantilism of smutty little boys.... »

Mike Golden’s
“THERE ARE NO RULES,
SCUMBAG MAKES THE RULES!”

fiction
excerpted from the novel

VIRTUALLY REALITY
(on the coast of Nebraska)

<font size=2>Mike Golden’s</font><br /><b><font size=5>“THERE ARE NO RULES,<br />SCUMBAG MAKES THE RULES!”</font><br /><font size=2>fiction<br />excerpted from the novel</b></font><br /><font size=3>VIRTUALLY REALITY<br />(on the coast of Nebraska)</b></font>

At the end of the day, hombres, it ees all about ideas anyway, isn't it? I mean, it ees the transmission of ideas. Even the bad ones, the lies, the propaganda in the name of one bogus god or another. . .in order to sell the program and advance the cause, whatever it... »

Joey Amdahl’s
The Big Dumb Nothing
fiction from MODERN (you call this) LIVING

<font size=3>Joey Amdahl’s</font><br /><b><font size=6>The Big Dumb Nothing</font><br /><font size=3>fiction from MODERN (you call this) LIVING</b></font>

I see my thirty-five-year-old boss Betty Allen standing at the door of the club. She scratches at an itch that’s under her tight black skirt and her hand yanks up her fish net stocking at the knee. . A tattoo of a zombie geisha fills up her entire upper arm. The tattoo goes against... »

DARIUS JAMES
DR. SNAKESKIN SPEAKS

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Even if eating it is not exactly their thing they always have the option to use it as a dildo made exclusively for them personally by white trash fashionistas from the south of France collection, Dominique, would you like a tattoo of your face on your ass, dear, while you’re waiting for the designer to take measurements we can use to fit your soul into a gift package? »
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    Li looked firmly into his eyes. “No! I want man who is also a woman.” Penman nodded against his will, his gaze stealing down toward the strap-on dildo she was generously coating with lube. It thrust out like a red cannon from her leather harness. Why red? Is it because she’s from China?

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