Like Afghanistan I’m full of corruption. My friend McGuane once said, ”I’d gladly commit a hundred acts of literary capitulation to keep my dog in Alpo. “ The little ones needed dental braces and flutes, cars and houses. Off and on I’ve had this dangerous golden touch like a key to a slot machine streaming 20-dollar gold pieces. It was so... »
Jim Harrison’s “Corruption”
“Now Dig This”
The
Terry Southern
Interview
Terry Southern
Interview
Terry Southern
Interview
John Calley, who was a very hip Producer at MGM - was sure it was time to do Blue Movie." He was convinced that the first studio to come out with a quality full length film showing erection and penetration, using stars, would go over the top. "It'll be like Gone With The Wind,"... »
FUG YOU
Ed Sanders is some sort of parody of all the MC’s of history. He looks like James Jones, or a foul Bob Hope. Neither he nor his “slum goddess of the lower east side” is aphrodisiac, but they are wildly funny because he and his songs have trapped the infantilism of smutty little boys.... »
Sex, Death
& Other People’s Money
& Other People’s Money
& Other People’s Money
This here excursion of three stray dogs lookin' to hide out of the holy night is something else: Silent, clandestine, completely indulgent, yet valid, unlike flogging your hype. . .Last night, blessed be His name, I thought I might find a miracle out there among the trees and one hundred percent Vermont maple syrup... »
A BUM LOVE STORY
reverently continue the tradition of
Damon Runyon
reverently continue the tradition of
Damon Runyon
WHEN SALLY DETROIT CAME TO NEW YORK to visit her sister and turn over 50 pounds of bay scallops, little did she know that she would fall in love and get the ride of her life. While her baby sister Alice had pursued the dreams of the upwardly mobile, Sal was the wandering gypsy... »
Mike Golden’s
“THERE ARE NO RULES,
SCUMBAG MAKES THE RULES!”
fiction
excerpted from the novel
VIRTUALLY REALITY
(on the coast of Nebraska)
“THERE ARE NO RULES,
SCUMBAG MAKES THE RULES!”
fiction
excerpted from the novel
VIRTUALLY REALITY
(on the coast of Nebraska)
At the end of the day, hombres, it ees all about ideas anyway, isn't it? I mean, it ees the transmission of ideas. Even the bad ones, the lies, the propaganda in the name of one bogus god or another. . .in order to sell the program and advance the cause, whatever it... »
Joey Amdahl’s
The Big Dumb Nothing
fiction from MODERN (you call this) LIVING
The Big Dumb Nothing
fiction from MODERN (you call this) LIVING
I see my thirty-five-year-old boss Betty Allen standing at the door of the club. She scratches at an itch that’s under her tight black skirt and her hand yanks up her fish net stocking at the knee. . A tattoo of a zombie geisha fills up her entire upper arm. The tattoo goes against... »
an Octoberfest hors d’oeuvre
I AM FIFI
I AM FIFI
I AM FIFI
I am FiFi (not my real name), the French maid sex slave of two beautiful, brilliant, strong Amazon Lesbians. And though they tell me I am badly flunking the French part of my maid, What, Dear Vibrator, I must ask, is the correlation between pain and sexual excitement? Am I a sickness? »
MY LIFE & TIMES IN THE SKIN TRADE
Up on the stage a man who looks like Klinger on Mash lifts his dress for the audience to inspect him. He has a clit. An actual clit. Then suddenly the legs spread, and PRESTO SLEAZO, there's a schlong! What a bargain! A real live hermaphrodite is about to take the skin of his female... »
THE NATIONAL PASTIME
Die for it or live for it, it always comes down to whether you go for what looks most inviting in the moment or wait for what you're lookin' for. Call it Yes or call it No, to swing or not to swing appears to be the only room left to move in... »
an excerpt from Alan Greenberg’s
EVERY NIGHT THE TREES DISAPPEAR
Werner Herzog and the Making of “Heart of Glass”
EVERY NIGHT THE TREES DISAPPEAR
Werner Herzog and the Making of “Heart of Glass”
EVERY NIGHT THE TREES DISAPPEAR
Werner Herzog and the Making of “Heart of Glass”
Every Night the Trees Disappear is an intimate chronicle of the visionary filmmaker Werner Herzog directing a masterwork in which his actors were hypnotized throughout. This chronicle is interwoven with Herzog’s original screenplay to create a unique vision of its own, the married texts playing off each other hypnotically. »
FAMOUS LONG AGO REDUX:
Raymond Mungo’s
SILK ROAD MAHABHARATA #19
Raymond Mungo’s
SILK ROAD MAHABHARATA #19
Raymond Mungo’s
SILK ROAD MAHABHARATA #19
Must. Get. Back. Must. Go. Home. The palace staff assembled to see us off, and no … Read the rest »
FAMOUS LONG AGO REDUX:
Raymond Mungo’s
SILK ROAD MAHABHARATA #21
Raymond Mungo’s
SILK ROAD MAHABHARATA #21
Raymond Mungo’s
SILK ROAD MAHABHARATA #21
Travel is broadening, as they say, and also flattening – we were elevated and also humbled. Every day on the Silk Road had seemed like a week, every week like a month, in the sense that travel extends your life, buys you time. And time, dear friend, is running out. »
FAMOUS LONG AGO REDUX:
Raymond Mungo’s
SILK ROAD MAHABHARATA #20
Raymond Mungo’s
SILK ROAD MAHABHARATA #20
Raymond Mungo’s
SILK ROAD MAHABHARATA #20
The first step was getting out of India alive. Seriously, even in the ultra-security of an expensive, exclusive hotel, you can’t take your survival in India for granted. In India you always know it’s impossible to control events. »
Alfred Jarry arrives for
The Feast Of Unbraining
just in time to see Ubu Trump EXPLODE in the presidential debates
just in time to see Ubu Trump EXPLODE in the presidential debates
With the echo of his faux hero Saint Reagan Claus bellowing, “Mr. Gorbachev, TEAR DOWN THAT WALL in his ear, Ubu Trump goes off on building his BIG STUPID FUCKING WALL again, like dropping another metaphorical turd in the presidential punchbowl we’re all, like it or not, drinking from. »
Mike Golden’s
Inside Outsourcing
Inside Outsourcing
Even if eating it is not exactly their thing they always have the option to use it as a dildo made exclusively for them personally by white trash fashionistas from the south of France collection, Dominique, would you like a tattoo of your face on your ass, dear, while you’re waiting for the designer to take measurements we can use... »
A WHITER SHADE OF PALE
for Louis C.K.
“Unfortunately, this is not going to end well, Humbert,” the Woodman intoned as he buried his face in his hands just as Starsky & Hutch showed up and rushed me. By the looks on the cops’ faces as they cuffed me, if there hadn’t been witnesses there, they would’ve pounded me into ground round,... »
THE HISTORY OF THE GROWTH OF HISTORY
from the novel
VIRTUALLY REALITY
(on the coast of Nebraska)
by Mike Golden
from the novel
VIRTUALLY REALITY
(on the coast of Nebraska)
by Mike Golden
from the novel
VIRTUALLY REALITY
(on the coast of Nebraska)
by Mike Golden
No big thing, but it wasn't a secret to anyone who was paying attention that the end of the world was a process not an event, yet when the inevitable finally kicked in, 99.4 percent of the population, including the religious zealots who were praying for it to happen, still didn't realize it. ... »
Darius James’
Free
Brother Bobby!
Free
Brother Bobby!
Free
Brother Bobby!
Sometime between the ages of eight and nine, traumatized by The Story of Dr. Doolittle, and his a… Read the rest »
An excerpt from the novel
Slow Fade
by Rudolph Wurlitzer
Slow Fade
by Rudolph Wurlitzer
Slow Fade
by Rudolph Wurlitzer
He was up fourteen grand. He decided to keep four for himself and give the rest to Walker as paymen… Read the rest »
Victor Harwood’s
THE WRITERS’ CONFERENCE
excerpted from his novel
TO DIE IN MADRID
THE WRITERS’ CONFERENCE
excerpted from his novel
TO DIE IN MADRID
THE WRITERS’ CONFERENCE
excerpted from his novel
TO DIE IN MADRID
That Saturday night Malraux and I sat side-by-side, facing the room, watching the crowd flow in and out in waves as it passed through the Dingo, quick to find out what was doing in the Quarter, savor a Jimmy Charters Gin Fizz and head off for dinner at the Brassarie Lipp or the Dôme.... »
Now entering the 50th year of having to ask
WHO KILLED MLK
HERE’S A CONVERSATION
WITH PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR WILD BILLY HICKS
WHO KILLED MLK
HERE’S A CONVERSATION
WITH PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR WILD BILLY HICKS
WHO KILLED MLK
HERE’S A CONVERSATION
WITH PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR WILD BILLY HICKS
“I’d rather be dead than afraid,” the spirit said to Hicks It was Dr. King’s mantra, but all Wild Billy saw was a poor lost soul who didn’t know he was dead. “I never felt so small as when I realized it was my job to inform Dr. King’s spirit his body was gone »